- 11:12 pm - Tue, May 29, 2012
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WALKING DEAD
My gosh! I am shouting like nobody’s business! My uric acid worsens every episode. This show is brilliant although the theme in the monster department is hackneyed in various level. Acting is pretty realistic.
The show is not like any suspense-thriller that thrills and shocks viewers through sudden strike of sound effects. This show just thrills viewers through pulsating encounters with the walkers (zombies) in desperate situations.
I have just watched the third episode and so far, this show has glued me to its unpredictable plot.
Hahahaha! Kung maka review wagas. Yuck. Hindi ko pala bagay. LOLs!
- 6:59 am
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SENATOR ENRILE IS MY DADDY (THE CHIEF JUSTICE—GUILTY)
I would like to commend ALL senator judges for their efforts in listening (PRETENDING TO LISTEN INTENTLY? EHE!) to all arguments presented by the prosecution and the defense. The verdict has been decided and passed, so now let us all move on as we imbibe the message of Corona’s conviction: NO ONE IS INDISPENSIBLE.
I would like to give an award though, to VILLAR for trying to upstage Corona in his most important day. For a second, I thought it was VILLAR who’s on trial. What the fuckery was that VILLAR? Puta, hindi ka mahirap at huwag mong i-try i-vindicate ang sarili mo. Atin na ca ping Camella qng Apalit bugok. Just explain why you voted GUILTY. Plus your spongebob square head makes my eyes sear with pain watching you on flat screen.
The queen of the senate, my idol, Miriam Defensor-Santiago is fun to watch. Oh, but I honestly get where she’s coming from. I will always respect her. What she said is just brilliant. Panalo yung ‘Sana bigyan niyo pa ako ng isa pang buhay para imbistegahan ko itong lahat.”
Senator Juan Ponce Enrile, an 88 year-old public official swept my feet away. He simply won me over with his verbose explanation as to why he voted GUILTY. He also gave us insightful and accurate recap and impressions. That’s soooo hot Sen. Enrile!
Simple!
Corona, as the highest magistrate, should have disclosed his complete/full assets as commanded by the law. He is the depositor, which gives him an ample right to bank secrecy, but then, he swore to protect and uphold the constitution when he assumed office in the highest court of the land. It’s just a matter of delicadesa and honesty!
YES! BABATUKAN KO ANG MAGSABING HINDI. LAHAT NG LIDER AY DAPAT MAGING EHEMPLO NG KATAPATAN.
Side note, I sensed the sincerity of Sen. Enrile when he said he was frustrated about the presentation of the evidence. The evidence were given to the media before they’re presented to the impeachment court. We should learn from this as not to affect the impartiality of the proceedings. Believe me, ang daming nakiki-sakay lang sa senado. Hindi naman nila alam ang pinagsasabi nila. Gusto ko silang i-fuck you ng six years. Pwede ba huwag kayong bumoto ng BOBO, DATING TINDERA SA PALENGKE NA NGAYON AY MAY ARI NG SIKAT NA MGA SUBDIVISION, ARTISTA NA HINDI MATALINO, AT FRUSTRATED NA COUP-DE-TAT INSTIGATOR-SLASH-PUPPET NI NOYNOY.
Ang pangit ni TJ Guinggona promise!
LOLS!
20-GUILTY
3-NOT GUILTY
0-ABSTAIN
- 4:35 am - Sat, May 26, 2012
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ON AI Season 11
Phillip Phillips!
The 21-year-old singer-songwriter from Leesburg, Georgia is your season 11 American Idol winner. Try not to freak out. It’s really okay. This is a televised popularity contest and the “White Guy With Guitar” happened to get more votes than Jessica Sanchez. It doesn’t mean American Idol is racist. It doesn’t mean that Phillip won solely due to his extremely alluring chest hair. These finalists were wildly different. Each had strengths and weaknesses, and both deserved to win.
This season, more than ever, it seemed like so many viewers deluded themselves into assuming that the support of one of these kids implied hatred of the other. Are you kidding me? It’s a reality show! They’ll both get to make records! They’ve both gotta have it, Ryan! Ugh, sorry, it’s just a bizarre sentiment that’s run rampant across the internet for the past few weeks AND I AM TELLING YOU I find it utterly ridiculous.
If American Idol fans can’t find a way to be happy for an aw-shucks guy who was so overcome with emotion that he couldn’t even finish his coronation song, even for a split second, I don’t know why they put themselves through the torture of even watching this mess. No one’s ever going to figure out a way to get inside America’s collective ear and tweak it so that their favorite is the favorite. People like who they like. That’s what’s great about music. There’s more than enough to go around.
Here is the thing. I have seen a lot of news with utter sense of bitterness circulating around these past few days. I have also seen a lot of negative comments about Phillip.
Hindi lang natin masabi na nadaya tayo pero kating kati na tayong sabihin na nadaya nga tayo. Bakit? Kasi alam natin na valid ang mga votes. We can’t ever contest 132 Million votes. Kung dito sa Pinas nangyari yan malamang masabi nga nating nadaya si Jessica. Everytaaaaaaahm!?
We don’t want Chinese bullying us about those little islands, yet we bully the Americans for choosing Phillip over Jessica who is an American citizen with Mexican and Pinoy roots.
Come on… It’s not a big deal!
She is already the World Idol, right?
Apparently, we Pinoys own the world now. Then we go back to Chinese’s impertinent bullying. They don’t own anything because we own everything. The world. Imagine that! Hahahahaha!
JOKE LANG! ANG PIKON TALO!
Hahahahaha! I know right? Hahahaha!
Everyone, please move on. Jessica doesn’t care! She’s happy for Phillip and she said it herself that Phillip deserves to win.
I am Pinoy and I love the Philippines. I think Pinoys are really talented. However, I voted for Phillip. It has nothing to do with my sense of nationalism.
- 2:46 am
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Biritera-Kulutera
Just thinkin’…
Perhaps the reason why here in the Philippines there are limited varieties of music genre or style is that the media and the fans boxed the definition of what a good singer should be. The box is labeled as “Dapat biritera ka o kaya ay kulutera ka.” There is even a series entitled Biritera for goodness sake!If a singer goes beyond the label of the box, he’d probably be a half-baked rocker who’d be hit for a month or an annoying rapper who would hit for also, a month.Classical singers are no way found on the main stream. Go to CCP instead. Moreover, the likes of Freddie Aguilar and Fred Panopio had died a long long time ago. Trying to sound like them is now considered a suicide. Indie singers stay as indie singers who get million views in Youtube… end of their journey. They would be really lucky if they hit the main stream. They can also be a hit for a month.
That is why people here can’t simply accept that Jessica lost to a white guy with a guitar who chooses not to sing the melodies. A lot of pinoy fans don’t have the tastebuds to swallow such style. That kind of style is simply so incomprehensible to them that they wallow in a genuine belief that the new AI is totally ridiculous. I say LOL!
What we need in the culture and in the arts right now are varieties. Varieties can open our minds to infinite possibilites and a genuine growth in the aesthetics.
Malayo layo pa ang lalakbayin natin para masabi na tayo nga ay tunay na mga world idol.
But do we really have a chance for such a glorious title? Naman! Palaman! Suman! Gulaman! Pak na pak!
- 3:02 am - Sat, Apr 21, 2012
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SINCE PINAYAGAN NA ANG MGA TRANSGENDERS NA SUMALI SA MS. UNIVERSE, HUMANDA SA MGA INTRO NILA:
Baha dito, baha doon, baha lagi, BAHAMAS!
Bra mo, bra ko, bra nating lahat, BRAZIL!
Lubak dito, lubak doon, CZEKOSLOVAKIA!
Titi ng bakla para hindi mahalata, ITALY!
Breakfast, snack, lunch, dinner, midnight snack, MS. GHANA!
Caloocan, Malabon, Navotas, VENEZUELA!
Paki mo, paki ko, PAKISTAN!
Iwas ka , iwa…s ka , baka tamaan ka ng … PANA…MA!
Ibulgar mo, ibubulgar ko, BULGARIA!
Boots mo, isusuot ko, BOTSWANA!
Ako susubo…. KOSOVO!
One way, two way, my way, there is no other way – NORWAY!
Matador, aguador, tinidor, ECUADOR!
27, 28, 29, TURKEY!
Kampanerang.. CUBA!
Bato bato sa langit tamaan wag magalit, baka matamaan ka nang ESTONIA!
Ni hao ma, Ni-hao ma.. Ni-hao na manok.. Ni-hao na baboy- CHINA!
Puro taba ang kinain, ang plato puro GREECE!
Itlog na uuga-uga, UGANDA!
Aga Mulach, Vic Sotto, Sharon Cuneta, nagsilipatan, LAOS!
Sandali lang, huwag niyo akong iwan, KUWAIT!
Hindi ka naman kinakausap, sumasabat ka. Huwag ka nga masayadong….NEPAL!
Purefoods, Kings, Youngtown, 555, ARGENTINA!
Bagal bagal, parang pagong, BELIZE!!
- 3:01 am - Sun, Apr 1, 2012
Sana may enough confidence ako para makipag landian sayo!
- 2:35 am
Ingat ka sa pag-ibig, kumakain ng tanga yan.
- 12:49 pm - Sat, Mar 31, 2012
- 3 notes
APRIL FOOLS
Oh my God…
1.) May buhok na si Boy Abunda!
2.) Ang payat na ni Sharon!
3.) Nanalo ng American Idol si Nora Aunor!
4.) Umamin na si Piolo na hermaphrodite siya.
5.) Bading si Prince William!
6.) Buntis si Charice at si Aiza ang ama!
7.) Nabuhay si Bin Laden at umanib sa charismatic group ni Paquiao!
8.) Si Mike Velarde ang original na Wako Wako!
9.) Natanggap ako sa Glee.
10.) Nakabuntis ako…. ng babaeng kambing.
Umpisahan na ng kalokohan.
- 12:18 pm
In honour of the PBB Unlimited Big Winner, Slater, I am turning on my Disco Ball all night long! Congrats Slater!
- 4:23 am - Fri, Mar 30, 2012
- 4 notes
BIG and Uncut
BIG AND UNCUT
Tagal ko na di nagpopost dito pero I’m itching to share this “Suya” moment I just had. As in right here, right now in my room.
So I was watching this porn. What’s funny about porns is that, the actors just imitate passion. Unreal. Nevertheless fun!
So, the two characters started doing the deed we all like. Let us assign them names. X and Y. Educational? Get over it.
X started giving Y a head. I was about to get really horny when Y opened his mouth. He asked,
“Do you want sucking this big, uncut dick?”
X answered,
“Hmmm, I want to suck this big, uncut dick.”
Y asked again,
“Do you like the taste of this big, uncut dick?”
X answered as he chuckled,
“Yes I like the smell of this big, uncut dick.”
Y ordered X,
“Swallow this big, uncut dick.”
X answered,
“I really love this big uncut dick!”
I instantly closed the browser. What the fuckery is this? What is it with big uncut dick? From now on I just hate big and uncut dicks!”
Nakakasuya! Bwahahaha!
Point: Nothing is like the real thing where we need not be overly descriptive with words. We let our bodies talk and ram, rim whatever, with all sincerity and authentic passion. Big, and uncut my arse! Hahaha!
- 9:53 am - Wed, Mar 14, 2012
Linugud Cu Mu Rugu
Gunam gunam cung linawe quetang marayu,
Cambe ning mata cung sibi-sibi ampong mata cung mangalutu,
Isip cung lapalapuyut carug-carug cu pusu….
Linugud cu mu rugu….
Quetang tucuran ning eran, cacung bibilangan
Reng batuing kildap-kildap, pati ring pecas na ning bulan.
Caibat mo, iagcas que yng lagiu mung pacamalan…
Linugud cu mu rugu, maybug cu pang e aminan.
Pilitan queng supilan ining cacung katuraKan.
Ining giera ning pusu’t caisipan cacung tucnangan.
Yng aping cacung panamdaman, cacu yang pacalabulan.
Linugud cu mu rugu, ninu mo yng canacung paglokwan?
‘Nia pin quening tucuran eran mangadi cung alang patna.
Ngacu mong sisitsit ining bayat at saquit ning cacung sumpa:
Nung ena mu rin sa abalicdan yng lalam niting lugud,
Mayap pa yng pusu cu duquitan, pirasuan at qng dagat ibudbud.
Linugud cu mu rugu…
Linugud cu mu rugu….
- 6:23 pm - Sat, Mar 10, 2012
Chilling’ with my best bud Marlboro Black here at Garden Plaza Old Swiss Hotel. What great way to escape reality. Wishing you’re here with me.
- 8:29 pm - Sat, Jan 21, 2012
- 1 note
Impossible Love
Homos, Heteros, Lesbos, Bisexuals, Bicurious, Flippers, Trannies, etc….
Enough with brands. Well, I had enough with brands and labels. I am just freaking tired explaining to people the difference. Why would there be differences in the first place? Those brands post exclusivity, rules, norms, expectations and all those boxes that come with various colors. These brands are really like religions of sexuality you know. They are extremely divisive. I’ve had bisexual friends who abhorred trannies just because they are loud and divas. On the other hand, my brother is a transvestite diva (who profoundly believes she is Ann Curtis), hated bisexuals and straight-acting gays. He’d always say they are “Malansa,” “Sinasabuyan ng asin,” etc….
The world is mean. Division and brands also would tell you that you just can’t fall in love with anyone. A bisexual friend would not even dare to have sex with a tranny lest he is really drunk. Haha! Some say that if straight people engage in a homosexual relationship, the basis of that engagement is purely monetary.
There are even people who say that straight are just for straight and homos are for homos.
However, I have had encounters with people who were so brave to trash and smash and crash expectations, categories, brands and labels.
I am now engaging myself in a research. I want scientific answers. I don’t answers to be just products of our intellectual projection. Common sense is out of the scene. There is nothing common with my thesis titled, IMPOSSIBLE LOVE.
Impossible Love—Can someone who is socially, morally, sexually and naturally not in-love with someone developmentally nurture love that someone?
The research aims to find if love with all its factors—sex, affection, emotional definition, develop in a one sided relationship.
The researcher is a homosexual who is secured with his sexuality. He is mentally, spiritually, sexually convinced that he can only have relationships with the same sex.
The proposed question is:
If a person like the researcher would engage in a relationship against his orientation, values, beliefs and most of all sexuality (Heterosexual relationship with a straight woman), is there a possibility for love to spring naturally on his side?
If I would be able to clear this issue, I would be able to give myself and bunch of people who have fallen in love against labels and categories. Then then nobody will have to fear unrequited love. There will be hope for the hopeless.
Baliw-baliwan mode.
